Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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