its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
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