The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
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