you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
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