You made me cry and you don't even care
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
Randomize
