I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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