If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
Randomize