Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
Randomize
