Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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