So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
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