we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
only you would photoshop your dick
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
my liver is dry heaving
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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