apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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