porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
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