So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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