the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
it's like iHOP with fire
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
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