Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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