i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
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