Kiss
Puke
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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