what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
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