you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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