Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
dude, i woke up naked in her front yard...apparently i tried to leave in the middle of the night, forgot my clothes and decided,"oh heres a nice patch of grass to sleep on" I think god is up there laughing at me.
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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