all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
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