We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
YAS. BRING CRAB.
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
Randomize
