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I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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