I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
Two words: blizzard sex
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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