So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
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HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
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