if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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