When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
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