she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
40s are totally the cure
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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