So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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