What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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