Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
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