did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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