im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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