I bet he comes in French.
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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