Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
Welcome aboard the S.S. struggle. I'll be your captain for today's voyage and Jeremy is your first mate. Just sit back and relax while we navigate the seas of drunken regret. Your forecast for the day is violently hungover with a chance of "shit, that really did happen!"
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