his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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