just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
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