It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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