Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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