hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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