UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
