Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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