O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
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