Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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