Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
On second thought, is it weird that I scheduled a surgery that determines my fertility around lingerie football night? I might have fucked up priorities.
Absolutely not. I would have done the exact same thing.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
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