Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
I knew you were drunk when you poured scotch on a croissant and ate it.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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