I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
Randomize
