he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Can you please stop fucking every bartender in the city? Just once I want to have a Jack and Coke without fielding questions about your availability.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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