Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
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