my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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