I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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