walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
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