im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
Randomize
