he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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