are you still at the devil's house?
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
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